VP Dan "Uno" Garza Rigs the chili cookoff and takes 3rd Place!
Uno stood side by side with Amnesia and bribed all takers to vote for "adequate" chili! Even though Amnesia's chili was far superior, the People have spoken and didn't vote for MERICA's Chili! In another strange course of events, the trophy mysteriously disappeared again!
Great job VP!! You have re-affirmed our societal downfall by personifying the "everyone gets a trophy" ideology!
Everyone BUT Amnesia...That is!! Make America Great Again!!